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Welcome to Braeden's blog.

Where God's brain vomit leaks into your life.

Teusday, March 11th, 2008

Turns out making web pages isn’t as hard as I thought it’d be.
Not very intuitive, but after tapping into my store of arcane lore, (always a good thing to have,) I remembered that computer programs often contain throwbacks to secret methods of figuring out how things work. These eldritch writings, once referred to as “instructions,” back when they came packaged with appliances and printed on millimeter thin slices of pressed wood, were always ignored. A proud tradition dating back to the very first set of “instructions,” given to Adam by God along with Eve.
Adam promptly had sex with Eve, and used the “instructions” to clean up afterward.
In this situation, however, I realized it was going to be neigh impossible to figure out how to make a webpage just by staring at the endless lists of nonsensical commands, so I broke down.
All in all, pretty useful. I may just make a habit of using “instructions” more often.
Then again…
Probably not.

Thursday, March 14th, 2008

I call this pose, “Slaying the Dragon.”
You may think I’m about to horribly botch a pool shot.
Not so. In reality, I’m saving the lives of everyone within several miles my pinning a rampaging pool table to the ground with a cue.

In fact, I’m terrible at pool. I don’t know why. But I am.
I am actually so bad at pool that I’ve been told that I make people who try to teach me to play pool WORSE.

I won this game of pool, as I usually do, by using cunning and guile to make my opponents scratch off the eight ball.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Social experiments are cool.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/04/AR2007040401721.html