TheBraeden

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Braeden.

“Braeden’s insensitivity and lack of tact
are akin to an unstoppable force of nature.”
-Stephanie, NY, NY

“I’ve never been #$&%ed like that before!
You should do this for a living.”
-Samantha, Miami, Fl

“Braeden is a dapper rockstar.”
-Nicole, Houston, Tx

“I love you Braeden; but there’s
something wrong with you.”
-Danny, Pearland, Tx

“I’m scared.”
-Ashlynn, Seabrook, Tx

“Plus 10,000 awesome points!”
-Ricky, LA, Ca

“Braeden’s commitment to his principles is
second to none. I know, it destroyed my business
…and my marriage.”
-Greg, Houston, Tx

“That was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.”
-Melissa, Houston, Tx

“You are the son of the devil.”
-Gina, Houston, Tx

“That’s bullshit. I hate you.”
-Big Carl, Texas City, Tx

“DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!”
-David, Sugerland, Tx

“Dude…That’s amazing.”
-Rick, Seabrook, Tx

“I can’t understand why
I’m so attracted to you.”
-Random drunk girl, Houston, Tx

“Did you learn this stuff to
get girls with? ‘Cause it’s working.”
-Kat, Houston, Tx

“You don’t understand.
That’s Braeden…the man without shame.”
-Grant, Houston, Tx

“Braeden is a good eater!”
-Sara, Friendswood, Tx

Disclaimer:

Braeden does not have supernatural powers or abilities. Nor does he deny having them because to reveal their existence would endanger himself or others. Please do not offer large sums of money or sexual favors in exchange for the chance to learn the aforementioned non-existent powers. Be advised: should any agreement be reached concerning large sums of money, sexual favors, and the teaching of supernatural powers, Braeden takes no responsibility for the other parties inability to learn said powers, primarily because of said powers lack of existing.